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+// app/components/BlurredCode.tsx
+
+'use client';
+
+import { Prism as SyntaxHighlighter } from 'react-syntax-highlighter';
+import { vscDarkPlus } from 'react-syntax-highlighter/dist/esm/styles/prism';
+
+const pythonCode = `import quantum_entanglement
+import neural_net_vibes
+from cosmos import dark_matter
+
+class HotdogAnalyzer(quantum_entanglement.Observer):
+    def __init__(self, mustard_ratio=0.8):
+        self.mustard_ratio = mustard_ratio
+        self.is_sandwich = None
+        self.__secret_sauce = "01101000 01101101 01101101"
+
+    async def _calculate_bun_topology(self, bread_manifold):
+        """Uses string theory to determine if a bun is contiguous."""
+        try:
+            dimensions = await dark_matter.measure(bread_manifold)
+            if dimensions > 3:
+                raise Exception("Bun exists in the 4th dimension.")
+            return dimensions * self.mustard_ratio
+        except OverflowError:
+            return "Just eat it already"
+
+    @neural_net_vibes.optimize(epochs=42069)
+    def check_is_sandwich(self, hotdog):
+        if hotdog.is_taco():
+            self.is_sandwich = False
+            return self.is_sandwich
+        
+        # Initiate brute-force topological check
+        for atom in hotdog.get_atoms():
+            if atom.vibe_check() == "sus":
+                hotdog.add_ketchup(override=True)
+        
+        self.is_sandwich = True if hotdog.entropy < 9000 else False
+        return "Maybe?"
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    analyzer = HotdogAnalyzer(mustard_ratio=1.1)
+    analyzer.check_is_sandwich(target="glizzy")`;
+
+export default function BlurredCode() {
+    return (
+        <div className="absolute inset-0 overflow-hidden bg-[#0d1117] z-0 pointer-events-none flex justify-center">
+            <div className="relative w-full h-full text-left p-8 opacity-40 blur-[2px] group-hover:blur-none group-hover:opacity-100 transition-all duration-700 animate-[scrollUp_40s_linear_infinite]">
+                <SyntaxHighlighter
+                    language="python"
+                    style={vscDarkPlus}
+                    customStyle={{ background: 'transparent', margin: 0, padding: 0, fontSize: '14px' }}
+                >
+                    {pythonCode + '\n\n\n' + pythonCode + '\n\n\n' + pythonCode}
+                </SyntaxHighlighter>
+            </div>
+
+            <style dangerouslySetInnerHTML={{
+                __html: `
+                @keyframes scrollUp {
+                  0% { transform: translateY(0); }
+                  100% { transform: translateY(-33.33%); }
+                }
+            `}} />
+        </div>
+    );
+}